So, I'm not even going to sugar coat the facts: I shop at Wal-Mart. I do. I love it. It's my favorite place on earth (well,
to shop that is, I don't want to live there or anything). OK, Target comes pretty close, but I completely TLF Wal-Mart. Mock if you will, but I do. The trouble (and is it even considered trouble?) is that I can't stop talking about it. To wit: I have this super cute necklace that people love. Every time I wear it, I get tons of compliments on it. And what do I say when someone tells me it's cute? "Thanks, Wal-
Mart, $5." Now, why is that necessary? Why can't I just say thanks and be done with it? My new rollershoes? Wal-Mart, $15. See, I can't stop. I'm some sort of Wal-Mart drone that cannot stop professing my eternal love for the place. Heck
(did I just say heck? Exactly how long have I lived in Utah anyway?), I know people who wouldn't shop there in a million years (due to some stupid political mumbo jumbo). Whatever. I call these people unfortunate because they're missing out on all the DEALS!!! Have you seen those deals? A-maz-ing. I guess they're just not as lucky at the rest of us. Plus, if they were to tell me how freaking cool my pink camo lunch bag is, I'd just say, "Wal-Mart, $5." It seems I can't be stopped.
So, I'm not even going to sugar coat the facts: I shop at Wal-Mart. I do. I love it. It's my favorite place on earth (well, to shop that is, I don't want to live there or anything). OK, Target comes pretty close, but I completely TLF Wal-Mart. Mock if you will, but I do. The trouble (and is it even considered trouble?) is that I can't stop talking about it. To wit: I have this super cute necklace that people love. Every time I wear it, I get tons of compliments on it. And what do I say when someone tells me it's cute? "Thanks, Wal-
Mart, $5." Now, why is that necessary? Why can't I just say thanks and be done with it? My new rollershoes? Wal-Mart, $15. See, I can't stop. I'm some sort of Wal-Mart drone that cannot stop professing my eternal love for the place. Heck (did I just say heck? Exactly how long have I lived in Utah anyway?), I know people who wouldn't shop there in a million years (due to some stupid political mumbo jumbo). Whatever. I call these people unfortunate because they're missing out on all the DEALS!!! Have you seen those deals? A-maz-ing. I guess they're just not as lucky at the rest of us. Plus, if they were to tell me how freaking cool my pink camo lunch bag is, I'd just say, "Wal-Mart, $5." It seems I can't be stopped.
2 comments:
LMBO!!!!! I love Wal-mart, too! It's funny, 'cause when we lived back in student housing we had a "mom's night" at a friends and that topic came up. There were all those that would never shop there in a million years for whatever their political stance...blah blah blah. I just rolled my eyes and proudly said, "I love Wal-mart!" hahaha I love WM, 'cause about 99% of the time I can find what I want there for a lot less than anywhere else. And who does't love to save money??? :D Plus, I love the fact that it's open 24/7! :)
Pinky! It's not stupid political mumbo jumbo...why do you think that Wal-Mart can afford to give such great deals? Because they screw over third world countries, and force their competitors out of business...They are a nasty republican conglomerate (Plus they are usually dirty, crowded and filled with unhappy employees!)....Go Target!!!!
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