How Can Such a Little Prick Be So Annoying?

Get your mind out of the gutter. The picture is of a lamp and the prick I'm referring to is the dreaded prick of a broken underwire bra. Who thought of this genius invention? Mine must have somehow broken this morning and it's been pestering my skin ever since, making me continuously more grouchy by the second (and if you don't believe me, McBrian can attest to my rotten mood). It's just a teeny, tiny little wire (well, the metal part, not the bra - ha ha - come on, that was funny), how could it possibly be causing me such misery? I hate wearing bras anyway, but it's an unfortunate necessity when going to work (or in public, for that matter). Trust me, if I could get away with not wearing one, I'd be all over that. I hate bras with a passion. It's the first thing I take off when I get home and the thing I most look forward to removing. Why can't I just be 99 and have them hanging down to the floor already? Then it won't matter if I wear one or not! :)

Do you think it's possible the ipod bra might actually exist? I'd totally invest in that!