All The Fish In The Sea Have Died

It's official. All the elusive "fish in the sea" people talk about have died. This is what is left.

I'm not even going to comment. Let's just say that these are the people responding to my ad (luckily, the guy with the great response is not included here). I'm officially giving up and retiring to a nunnery.

Yes, I realize I'm totally going to hell for posting the pics, but I couldn't resist.