V-necks, Short Skirts, and Cleavage, Oh My!

Stand in any line in any venue in Las Vegas and you'll realize one thing: What the F&%^ are people thinking? I mean, really. Do people look in their closets, pick out the sleaziest, oldest piece of crap outfit they see and think, "PERFECT!!! I'll fit right in!" I was absolutely shocked by the outfits we were surrounded by and especially by the lack of material around many women's mammary glands. My heavens, just when I start thinking I'm a "big city girl," I go somewhere like Vegas and realize I grew up in a small town and I'm just a simple person. Apparently, I'm a small town girl who gets really shocked and surprised when she's surrounded by fake boobies, loud and obnoxious bachelorette parties, and guys who look like they're trying to be on Entourage (do they call those "ballers?"). I realize the town prides itself on the slogan "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" but I guess I didn't know that meant someone's fashion sense or sense of decency. Do women really attract quality men this way? OK, wow, I'm starting to sound like I'm 100. When did I become a grandmother?