Holy Crap! DeAnna's a Ball Buster!!!

I thought it would be best to write my review of The Bachelorette while it was still fresh in my mind. Having just finished watching Brian get sent home (no big loss...he was pretty, but didn't show much personality), I have a few thoughts and questions:

• Why on earth is Twilley still there? I HATE him. Is he made out of chocolate or gold? I haven't seen him do one significant thing yet, except act like a trained monkey. How does he keep making it through the rose ceremony? And to beat Graham? Come on.
• Jesse is totally growing on me. Their date was hot stuff. I like how comfortable they seem to be and how he surprises me every time he opens up. I think he could make it to the Top Three. That being said, doesn't he remind you of this celebrity (from "Clueless")?
• I'm SO glad Robert is gone. That guy was a douchebag. He needed to take his 80's polo shirt (with the collars turned UP!) wearing, low button shirt cheeseball butt out of there. I couldn't stand him and his cocky attitude. How could he possibly think they had a connection? (And why is connection the word of the day? It must have been said 200 times in this episode alone. Connection conspection). That guy bugged. I wanted to punch his face out when he was crying in the limo. Crying? Grow some balls, stop your crying, and lower your voice. You talk like a girl, you big wuss.
• Fred was adorable, despite his accent being a bit on the annoying side. He seemed really genuine and sweet and I admire DeAnna for letting him go (even though it was pretty shocking!).
• Sean started to grow on me at the racetrack, but then turned back into a tool. I hope him and Twilley are the next to leave.
• I still totally worship Jason. How great was he when she got back from the tough date? They seem to go together perfectly.
• Jeremy is too cocky and stiff. He looks like a Barbie/Ken doll. His personality is non-existent. I do not care for him at all and I'm bummed she likes him so much.

• Even though Graham is a bit hard to read, I kind of love that he's different from the rest. He seems to have that "bad boy" quality that girls love. DeAnna seems really smitten with him, too. There's definitely a connection there (but not with most of the others).
• I predict the Top Four will be: Jason, Jeremy, Graham, and Jesse. Then, probably Graham will get the boot (sadly). Top Two? Anyone's game at this point...but I think Jason has a good shot at it.
• Why is Chris Harrison so chatty? He wasn't as bad this time, but hasn't he been way more chatty than usual? I don't like the instant re-cap with Chris and DeAnna - just let her pass out the roses and be done with it.
• The pool party/cocktail party was perfect. Show more skin!
• DeAnna yelling at the dumb boys: Awesome. I love how open and honest she is. She doesn't hold anything back and isn't afraid to show all her emotions, even when she's angry. Bonus: DeAnna kicking all their butts at the raceway. I LOVE that she had the fastest time!
• Why are the guys asking each other how it went with her? They talk more than girls. They need to shut up and keep their experiences to themselves. It's not a frat house, for goodness sakes.
• The living with DeAnna in the house thing rules. What a great idea!

I think that's enough for now. Having a "DeAnna Tells All" next week seems a little premature, but they probably just don't have enough footage for the two hour time slot.